goodr Sunglasses | The PHGs | Hades Gonna Hate
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
- GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
- HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
- He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate.
*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP: Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: The frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DISSERTATION: No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.