goodr Sunglasses | The BFGs | Polly Wants a Cocktail
BFGs: BIG F*#%!NG GOODRS
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, goodr's all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed frames will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
- NO SLIP: enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any workouts taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL.
No, your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety.
This product meets the requirements of AS/NZS 1067:2016
Lens category 3
General Purpose Sunglasses
High protection against sunglare
Good UV protection
NOT SUITABLE FOR DRIVING IN TWILIGHT OR AT NIGHT