goodr Sunglasses | The OGs | Wipe Away Your Sins
Limited Edition - Chores
"Are you serious?! A line of sunglasses inspired by chores?!" Yes. Yes, we are. The act of cleaning is calming. Stress-relieving. And criticism-reducing, when your parents visit. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you scrub soap scum, or while you convince someone else to do it so you can go running.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP: a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Clean your dishes so you don't get roaches.
Recycle or you're trash, atrocious.
Scrub your nasty disgusting bathroom.
Clean your carpet, or you suck like a vacuum.
Sort clothes into 'Clean, Donate, Sell.'
Declutter your home, hoarders go to hell.
Put on a pair of Wipe Away Your sins.