goodr Sunglasses | The OGs | Apollo-gize for Nothing
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP: a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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