goodr Sunglasses | Mach Gs | Flamites, God of Flamingos
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
- NO SLIP: the special grip coating and silicone nose inserts help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is flight-weight, to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light's got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses, with UV400 protection, blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL SPEED: the aviator shape is built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…they're pretty sure.
Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity they worship at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colorful stone-inspired sunnies.