goodr Sunglasses | Mach Gs | Bornite Birthday Suit
COSMIC CRYSTALS: A NEW CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
- NO SLIP: the special grip coating and silicone nose inserts help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is flight-weight, to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light's got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses, with UV400 protection, blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL SPEED: the aviator shape is built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…they're pretty sure.