goodr Sunglasses | Circle G | Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Goodr have designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a tiny dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. These are best worn for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP: a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL: Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: you're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.