goodr Sunglasses | The BFGs | Zeus, You ARE the Father!
BFGs: BIG F*#%!NG GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than the OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
- NO SLIP: enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Black lenses to hide the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in normal to bright light conditions.
- NO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any workouts taking place in the Upside Down.
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.